SummerSlam 2004

'Taker loses by outside interference and allows JBL to go against Eddie next Smackdown PPV.

Eddie wins to get back into a big-money feud with JBL.

Yep... Orton is going big-time and breaking away from Evolution. He wins a **** match against Benoit due to a shitty ending of outside interference by Edge.

I can't bring myself to cast my prophecy for HHHHHHHHHHHHH Eugene wins as the wrestling savant continues this angle (which I still hate).

Jesus... I pray to you to deliver us from wedding angles that were brought about by pregnancy angles. Please, while you're at it Lord, get Lita some acting lessons. I've seen better character from porn-stars.

Edge goes over the top

Cena wins 3-2 (please... like THAT'S a shocker...)

Wrestling Rule #43: When the faces get the worst end of the stick on the last television before the PPV, they take the PPV

MY GOD!!! WHO CARES!!! Unless that redheaded Diva contestant loses her top... then I care. Otherwise... WHO CARES?!?!