Royal Rumble 2004

Simply because the book of Revelations states that if Sparky Plugg wins the Heavyweight Title the world will be rent with flames and the heavens would crash down into the boiling seas.

It's going to be a clean victory, but Triple H will not go down to his "best friend" again. Look for a plastic sledge-shot somewhere along the way...

Tough decision... You're looking at a Battle Royale where practically 1/3 of the entrants COULD win, but who would gain the most. It's a toss-up between Goldberg and Benoit to me. I see Benoit outlasting the rest just because I'm a mark that way.

Since Triple H is retaining his title, a "concession" will be made that his boys will lose theirs and The Dudleys regain them for the Bazillionth time.

Look for Nidia to magically regain her eyesight and cause Noble to lose.

My prediction is actually: The Fans. Anyone who thinks this won't be a 5-star match has got to quit smoking crack. Eddie pulls it out with a Froggie Splash.