WrestleMania XXIII 2007

The championship v. the streak. Taker still has some gas in the tank and will not lose to Batista.

Cena beat the almighty Triple H last year and will continue his streak this year against the born-again HBK

Edge? Won it once... not again. Orton? In the doghouse, as usual. Punk? Getting the rub, but getting the ego too. Booker T is continually shit on. The Hardys aren't main-eventers. Finlay? C'mon... seriously. Kennedy is your only choice.

If you think that Trump is gonna shave his head, you're crazy.

Vince shits all over the memory of ECW, why should this be any different?

Apparently Ashley is worthless, so they'll put up with the ego that roared for a little while longer...

Honestly... we're all losers here.

I swear to God almighty... if Benoit jobs to MVP, I'm killing people. Really.